My name is Hailey, and this is a sentence that should have ended at the comma but NOW I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION I WILL NEVER LET YOU GO WHERE HAS MY PUNCTUATION GONE IT DOESN’T EVEN MATTER I CANNOT WAIT TO CONSUME YOUR FLESH YOU WILL ROT IN MY BELLY LIKE THE CHUNK OF MEAT THAT YOU RIGHTLY ARE my name is Hailey, and I’m a very nice person.
- The ever so lovely Jameson.